May302012

THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD

  • Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
  • Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
  • Man 1: but I'm not!
  • Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1: honestly?
  • Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1: probably Iron Man.
  • Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
  • Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
  • Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
  • Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
  • Man 2: oh yeah..
  • Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
  • Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
  • *awkward silence*
  • Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
11PM
dailyotter: Otter Pretends to be a Vampire Thanks, kashiwaya920!

dailyotter:

Otter Pretends to be a Vampire

Thanks, kashiwaya920!
10PM

gothiccharmschool:

Important posture advice for anyone, really.

stunthusband:

how to walk like a queen [x]

ANY kind of queen, really.

That last frame, just wow.

(via gothikka01)
May172012
gothikka01: eerieinwonderland: I just g’fawwed when I read this! THIS. MADE. MY. DAY.  Gawd that man….it was wonderful to meet him in person <3

gothikka01:

eerieinwonderland:

I just g’fawwed when I read this!

THIS. MADE. MY. DAY. 

Gawd that man….it was wonderful to meet him in person <3

(Source: tazpy)
May162012

Anonymous asked: Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?

I’m not single, I don’t need online dating sites but thanks :)

May132012
fuckyeahdita: Dita’s custome made Louboutin ballet shoes.

fuckyeahdita:

Dita’s custome made Louboutin ballet shoes.

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10AM

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10AM

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May122012
elizakc: OBEY 2

elizakc:

OBEY 2

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5PM
I must make a Harley Quinn Lolita, this confirms it. lol

I must make a Harley Quinn Lolita, this confirms it. lol

(Source: ladylawga)
2PM
gothicrealm: Bats Blood is the legendary wine from Transylvania.

gothicrealm:

Bats Blood is the legendary wine from Transylvania.

(via little-ms-spooky)
2PM

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2PM

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2PM

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2PM

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